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I'm sorry, but is anyone else absolutely terrified of black people? I feel like I might get stabbed by them whenever I'm around them.

Typically I deal with it by running as soon as they make a sudden movement and screaming "Help he's trying to rape me" but as of recently the Dean of students decided that I took it too far when I hired a lawyer to sue Lil Wayne and all black people.

Anyways, I lost the case mainly because I had made some vodka with the car battery out of my old jeep, and I completely forgot the court date, and wound up sleeping until dinner time at which point my roommate told me that I should probably get up because one of my friends was at the door. I answered it and it was a black guy holding something that looked like a gun so I did the righteous thing. I promptly grabbed his face and slammed it into the nearest wall over and over until he died. Turns out the thing he was holding was a package and he was actually a postal worker. So now I have another court date.

I'm sorry, I'm rambling.

Is anyone else this terrified of black people?

PS: This is delicious.

Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:41 pm
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